The Norwegian Goes to North Dakota...

So, here's the scoop:

There's this Norwegian guy who decides to visit North Dakota. When he gets there, he meets this Indian guy.

The Indian guy says, "I'm gonna tell you a riddle. If you guess right, I'll you a drink, but if you lose then you buy me a drink."

The Norwegian considers this and decides that it's a pretty good deal. "Sure," he says.

The Indian guy tells the riddle: "My mother and my father have a child. It's not my brother, or my sister. Who is it."

The Norwegian considers this and replies, "I have no idea. Who is it?"

The Indian guy says, "It's me, duh." So the Norwegian buys the Indian guy a drink.

When the Norwegian gets back home, he decides he's going to tell this great riddle to his friends. "My parents have a child." He tells them. "It's not my sister, and it's not my brother. Who is it?"

His friends haven't the slightest clue and ask him, "Who is it?"

The Norwegian goes on to tell the punchline: "It's some Indian guy from North Dakota!!!"